The Behaviour Report
Covering the latest trends, news and stories across Southern Africa.
Mateta Kutonga: The Theory of Hesitation, Power, and the Anatomy of Dominion in Zimbabwe
Are you hesitant to take you’re the throne in your life or business? What makes us hesitate to dominate, whilst others make it look like its easy? These are the subtle psychological internal battles we encounter each day, who effects affect not only us, but our...
Performer vs. Operator: Why South Africans and Zimbabweans Clash – And Why They Need Each Other
Act I: The Clash That Wasn’t Conflict Across the borders and the cities, in construction sites, schools, hospitals, mines, and meeting rooms-there is a quiet tension that never quite explodes, but never disappears either. South Africans, born of rhythm and roar, feel...
Brothers of the Block: When ZANU-PF is Huey and ANC is Riley
An Afro-Boondocks Analysis of Southern Africa’s Favourite Siblings Act I: Welcome to Southernwood Somewhere on the southern block of the African cul-de-sac live two notorious brothers. They share the same revolutionary bloodline. They grew up in the same Cold War...
Tembisa is Not Sandton: The Quiet Faith of Building vs. The Loud Force of Blaming
Two women. Born same year. Same country. But different worlds. In the theatre of modern South African life, there’s a tale not often told with clarity - a tale of method. Not morality. A tale of how one arrives at power, not just that one possesses it. And in this...
Of Tweets and Thrones: When King Julien Fires Mort
A Kingdom Built on Algorithms and Egos Once upon a time in the jungle of America’s digital kingdom, two mighty rulers reigned supreme: King Julien of MAGAstan, and his tiny, techie admirer Mort from Teslaland. Their alliance? Unholy, unlikely, and undeniably viral....
Factory Access, Not Guesswork: A New Way to Source from Johannesburg
For many African entrepreneurs, sourcing materials, packaging, or equipment from South Africa is a smart move - until they try doing it from afar. What begins with ambition quickly turns into inbox clutter, language gaps, and a chain of middlemen who never quite...
From French Press to Plunge: The Macron Moment
A Caffeinated Couple on the Tarmac They had landed. The wheels were down. The engines had cooled. But just as French President Emmanuel Macron and First Lady Brigitte descended the stairs in Hanoi, Asia got its first double shot of French drama - and it came...
The Smart CFO: Why Financial Clarity is a Advantage for SMBs in the US
In a business world obsessed with growth, the back-office is often the last place people look. Strategy gets the headlines, marketing gets the budgets, and operations get the fires to put out. But somewhere between the invoices not sent, the forecasts not updated, and...
When Diplomacy Went Espresso at the White House
Diplomacy often comes dressed in ceremony, fluffed up with photo ops, padded talking points, and carefully brewed optimism. During the recent state visit between South Africa and the United States, Washington brought its usual latte diplomacy to the table - warm,...
Trump Ordered a Latte but Got an Espresso
In the theatre of geopolitics, some leaders sip power gently - and some gulp it down. Donald Trump, now back in the Oval Office and still a perennial disruptor, prefers to gulp. His diplomatic style, if it could be called that, is more deal table than tea table, more...
Send Coffee, Not Tanks: A Lesson from Burkina Faso
In a world obsessed with force, there is something revolutionary about restraint. Burkina Faso - a country often overlooked in global headlines - is rewriting its own story not through borrowed policies or imported ideologies, but through bold leadership and strategic...
UN is a Tea Party in a Coffee World
The world has changed, but the institutions guiding it still wear yesterday’s suits. Nowhere is this more obvious than in the United Nations - a structure built in the aftermath of war, functioning in the shadow of power, and reacting to global crises with the urgency...
Build the Dream, Then Brew the Coffee: Entrepreneur Mornings Done Right
Some people wake up and make coffee. Entrepreneurs wake up and make choices. Whether you’re building an empire from your bedroom, running meetings before sunrise, or juggling spreadsheets with sippy cups, the way you start your morning sets the tone for everything....
5 Reasons Why Men Must Drink Coffee
There are few things more universally masculine than starting the day with a cup of coffee. But beyond the ritual - the steam, the scent, the sharp edge of caffeine meeting intention - coffee holds serious benefits for men that go far beyond just waking up. In fact,...
South Africa’s Mall Coffee Culture: Where Every Corner Brews a New Adventure
In South Africa, the mall is not just a place to shop - it’s a lifestyle destination, a social circuit, and increasingly, a coffee hub. Across the country, with over 3,500 malls stretching from Sandton to Sea Point, coffee culture has planted itself firmly between...















